For the common mortal female this translates to...
-the husband will shave once a week-on the day you scoured the sink. After you scour the sink.
-milk will be spilled at dinner. Dinner of the same day you washed the floor. For the first time in a month.
-someone will make smiley faces on the newly cleaned windows.
-your child will chip off the top of his brother's brand new adult tooth.
-someone will eat rice (or something equally messy) in the bi-annually vacuumed minivan-right after the biannual vacuuming.
-you will break the nicely manicured nail shutting the car door.
-you will put a run in your only pair of panty hose on the way out the door to a wedding or funeral.
-no matter how thorough your shopping list, you will still forget at least one thing. Ditto for the Christmas card list/people.
-if you don't water your garden because there is a 99% chance of rain, it won't rain.
-you will get sick when you attended holiday family functions.
-the pool/gym will be closed on the morning you refused to hit the snooze and actually jumped out of bed to exercise.
-you will not use something for years, get rid of it, and then need it the next week.
-you will think of the perfect gift and then not be able to find it anywhere.
-you will have a favorite dessert at a favorite restaurant and they will discontinue it.
Sigh...I told you...you will find the glass half empty, when you thought it half full.=)
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What phenomena of Murphy's law have you experienced?
